Monday, October 27, 2008

flavor

You know, some flavors, tastes are a given;
sweet, bitter, sour, salty(savory)

Then you got descriptors of tastes;
acidity, astringent, spicy might be in here.

Then you got completely made up words that are used to describe taste.
Bold? What the hell does bold taste like. I look at a pack of coffee beans, Bold. Bold compared to what? That shity pre-ground robusto mix you sell? What type of person would buy something advertised as bold. Would you buy a Bold McDonald's Sandwich? A lot of Malt Liquor is also advertised as bold. Are you kidding me with this shit, this shit is bold? bold (bld)adj. Fearless and daring; courageous. Does that describe food to you? Fuck if I care about my McMuffin being fearless and daring. Does a food item actually have any sort of human characteristics?

The limitations of the English language do not allow this "artistic license" to be tossed around.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Dried out pens can be cured.

Dip the pen in some alcohol. Wipe dry. Try writing. Repeat till wanted result.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

The world needs

Truncated Clothing.
Hang Gliders.
Mountain Socks.
Large quantities of malted beverage.
More corn syrup.
Insulin.

Thank You.