Post office

That's a place where you get packages that they can't deliver for some reason to your place of reception. How many times a year do you think the average American goes to the post office a year, inside one, not just to the outside drop box?

I think black coffee is staining my teeth. I once wrote a long post about black coffee, but I have never published it. It sits some where in my phone that I don't use to make calls.

I have many posts that I have wrote out but have never sent in. Probably hundred thousand characters worth, but that is probably wrong because I am not familiar with measuring collections of writing with characters.

I always spell the word 'characters' wrong. I think I forget the second letter 'c'. By adding 'the word' and 'letter' in the previous sentence, I clarify to the reader that I am talking about the letter and word. I must say the sentence would be completely understandable if I did not add them, but I, the writer, assumes the reader, you, does not have the capability to interpret the sentence correctly without the added clarity.

If you drew a turtle, would you feel sad?

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I tried on just a left shoe a half size too big and was in awe of how comfortable and how they would have provided a glove like fit if they were my correct size. The Heel cupping tech they use is unmatched. I have simply never put on a running shoe like this.

This is the most high tech shoe on the market. At one hundred bucks these are a steal. Made for under, to neutral, to over pronater, if I ran more often outside and liked the support of shoes and if they had my size I would definitely buy these, but they didn't have my size, I am more of a minimalist when it comes to running shoes and I prefer short sprints, and also this is a run on sentence.

run on

If were a rapper...

These are going to be the titles of my albums:

Hit and Run
Leaving the scene of a rhyme
Vehicular Regicide
Accupunktuer
Low sodium (concept album)
7 Calories Per Gram (B-sides)
If I did it (soundtrack to the book of the same name by OJ Simpson)
The grapest of grape