(for any non suspicious people of documentation unknown, uno means one)
Let's be real, who the fuck cares about the environment right now? With all of our moneys disappearing how can anyone focus on the environment, despite being, you know, all around us and shit. Fo real dawg, what's more important? The human construct of wealth and possession or the perfectly balanced system of life that has been here for God knows how long. As a realist, I'm gonna take the former while showing you a 1800 square foot, three bedroom, two bath, rambler. So from here on out, I am ending the Planet Saving Tip series and starting a new series Money Saving Tips.
One of them important things about saving moneys is knowing your maths and as a person who graduated from an elitist institution with a diploma in maths with the printed signature of the interim dean herself, I am smarter than you and qualified to give you these tips.
So the first tip, don't tip. Did you know in the countries lesser than the US (read: all other countries), they don't tip. Doing this saves you around 10 to 20 percent of your service cost. That right there is money in your pocket. So what if the single mother needs the money to feed her two kids with that tip money cause her base salary is less the national minimum wage. She should have gone to an elitist institution like me so she can get a job that pays twice as much. Hey man, I never told you there weren't going to be any losers in this money game. I talked with Milton Bradley, I described this shit to him, He wanted to make a game out of it and call it capitalism, but then the fuckin Parker brothers stole his idea and made the game first. Don't hate the player, hate the game (DHTP/HTG).