Imagine the chaos

It has only been one person writing this stuff all along. 'Why' usually starts a question, but in the case of this statement it could have been any other word. JJJ. No longer will salmon swim upstream at 1.5 mbps. Un wrapping the core elements of brain function. Hyphens are a drain to english grammar. Allow me to hear a hyphen in the words you said to me. I couldn't. Can you imagine the simple straight line parallel to earth breaking apart words that everyone knows should be together? I guess it's better than a space, or a period. A period would totally not make sense, only if the writer had completely forgotten the context surrounding those two words.

Missing out on national poetry month

April the cruelest month? Maybe. It's is one of those 30 day months, you can never trust them. And why is it just national? Which nation? Would the southern hemisphere's poetry month be six months from now? They're at fall, the poetic bone of my body would think that you could only have a poetry month in spring, cause of all of that foliage changing and shit. Causing all this inspiration and shit.

Me? I don't need spring to inspire me. I be writing this in complete darkness. My fingers just elude metaphors. My brian chemicals festers with simile. My heart beats with meter. And no, metaphor and simile aren't the same thing.