Wednesday, August 31, 2016

A non typewriter post

Ho ho ho.

That's Santa Clause's way of laughing.

Where is this dude from anyway?

In what culture do they laugh with 'ho ho ho'?

Maybe from some other planet or a different species.

But that laugh isn't natural as a human.

And Santa Clause is a human.

That only means one thing.

That laugh is completely fake.

He is so pretentious.

He's a fake ass poser, using that laugh to sound more dignified.

Trying to get in with the upper class white anglo-saxon crowd.

Buying up Rockwell paintings depicting the life that look down upon while also praising.

Next he's be sporting a top hat and monocle.

Don't get me wrong, he does a lot for the community.

It's just... I wish he could be himself.

We won't judge.