On Pooping

It's a requirement, but no proof will be needed.

Better Ideas

I have better ideas in the morning.

Sup ya’ll!

Just here checking in with my readers. How have you been!? I hope you are eating good and that you are taking your difficulties in stride. Life is all about enjoyment you know? And the other shit you do too. Peace!

What do you call a hobbit?

Passengers are sitting, usually. Cause sitting is usually more comfortable. There are only a few rare instances when sitting is not more comfortable then standing. But people and passengers can't sit all day. So how do they alleviate this problem? By moving around occasionally. That moves the blood around. Green is my favorite color. With moved blood the body of peoples can be better performed and stuff. Stuff like one of those things on tv. Things on tv are good.

Writing about writing a blog post

I am not going to tell you what I am doing. I could get in trouble. Blanket policy. Covering blanket talk on Saturday. Like the blankey you used to fort away. Chairs as the high pillars you imitate. Covering the fragility that keeps you awake. That you can not show, no not to no one. Fear its judgement and hate.

Lets make a post!

Dig a hole
Place pole or stake in the hole
Fill the hole with cement

Rebroadcast This

That disclaimer they play during sport broadcasts really irks me. You know the one. The one which they state any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this game, without the express written consent of ______ is prohibited. What gets me is that they say that during halftime. Like whoa, you say that now! You could have said that in the beginning, now I have to shut down my rebroadcast and write a letter for consent, I was in the middle of it. Maybe leagues would be more successful in curbing twitch streams if they said that in the beginning, alerting everyone of the possible copyright infringement they may be participating in.

You know

Oliver died right? Yeah, he's gone...

April, still the cruelest month

That was a long month. I thought about the best sauces to take home from jack in the box. I'm thinking honey mustard is the best. Buttermilk ranch is just ranch with a fancy name, I usually have that at home.

Imagine if basketball had offsides

That would be fucking dumb

Film Aesthetic pt 2

This old lens had a certain hazy vintage imperfection modern lenses engineer out. This lens is known for developing haze, though it's not hazy, at least you can't see the haze. It casts a milky diffused light on the picture. It looks... like a instagram filter...

Film Aesthetic

Data

Viewing a divorce
From rows on an Excel sheet
Be sure: Clear Filter

For Lunch

If there was a bell I could ring, I would ring the bell. Chicken, red beans, rice, hard boiled eggs. Can this food inspire you? No. The inspiration came from you all along. The food does keep you going, preventing your mind from entering the traps of hunger. So eat on.

Drink water too.

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