Planet saving tip 7

Don't drink imported bottled water. Bottled water like Fiji and Voss come from far away lands and get shipped over here by airplane. It is a terrible waste of fossil fuel, which pollutes the air, land and sea. Sadly, by drinking imported bottled water you are contaminating the worldwide water supply which will on day force us all to pay absorbent rates for water which will have to be desalinized because most of the glaciers have melted away, and the rain water is now highly acidic because presently, the taste you have for water is very discriminating.

Instead drink other local bottled water which tastes just as good, you elitist prick.

And this so called 'Smart Water'. If you read what is on the bottle you will find that they take natural water with natural minerals, distill it by, boiling that shit into oblivion, until its vapor (using tons of energy), cooling the vapor down (again using tons of energy) and repeating this process over and over. This process of distilling strips all minerals.

Nutritionists everywhere will they you never drink distilled water as your main source of water. It doesn't have the mineral your body needs. But that isn't a problem of the so called 'smart water', next they artificially add in minerals of their own because the water which kept us alive for tens of thousands of years isn't good enough, call it a fancy word electrolytes.

Would it be smart to remove something completely, only to add it back again later? Many would say no to that question. Those many would be people with what is called common sense. Something that is lacking of though with placebo standards for water.

With a completely ironic name like 'smart water' this makes the evian/naïve coincidence look like a less pretentious prick wearing fake designer sunglasses but without the bluetooth headset and fake accent over their name.

..so the dolphins won't shoot your conceited ass, once it developed hands from evolving in an ocean of shit.