Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The Importance of Abberviating Words to Shorten Important Time Wasted.

I hate that commercial by the usps (united states postal service), the one were they hold a seminar telling small business owners how great and convenient their service is. The thing I hate about that commercial is that the business owners at the seminar are not asking any questions. The owners just stand up and and blurt out a comment about shipping. This makes me respond in two ways. The first is that the USPS people are being rude in not letting the commenteers finish their statements. Or second, that the owners are either too stupid to make a question out of their statement or have so much self-importance that only their view of shipping matters and only their outlook on the world matters.

If I were a presenter, I would respond to each non question by saying, "And?" (with an upwards inflection at the end so they know it is a question). But that would probably make me a jerk who thinks that people who only confronts others on their comments and opinions to try to prove them that they are wrong, are shitheads.

They are shitheads. The Ironing.

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