Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Boredumb

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There are so many things I need to do. For example, travel to the moon. If I don't I will probably not save the world from the jellyfish. Jellyfish are evil.

Isn't it funny how bricks are different colors?. You would think that an occupation like a brick maker, as boring that sound would only make one particular color of bricks. You see, I imagine him as some bored old big dude, wearing overalls, thinking, "what you won't that brick in a different color?, why?, the normal colored bricks function just a well." Well no; I guess that guy got so bored of his job that he started to make bricks in the strangest colors to keep his life from going insane.

Willy Wonka, is the perfect example of a person gone insane from work. Before the colorful walls painted with corn syrup, before the rivers of chocolate, before the dwarves rolling barrels of sugar, the factory was like any other factory. Sugar was melted into candy, it cooled, and was packaged. Wonka knew that there was a better plan for him out there. He knew that he wasn't meant for the candy business, but he stayed. He stay until his mind left. Watching candy every single day roll off of a conveyer belt took its toll. Wonka broke.

In the years before financial failure, Wonka started experimenting with lavish and inefficient candy making techniques. He imported foreign workers which enraged the local community. The growing disgust of work practices and increased cost of production put him in financial ruin. The only option left for him was to leave the debted company as an unfortunate prize to an unknowing individual.


.Or the sugar and diabetes rotted his brain.

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