Monday, October 4, 2010

Letter of focus, 'W'

I am going to focus on a letter of the English alphabet. I hope to do all of the letters. This we be unlike the Sesame Street version, because unlike them, I will not take the letter's sponsorship money, to give you my genuinely unbiased opinion, unfiltered and not even proof read. Today I will focus on W.

W's a cool letter. It's right before murderers row of XYZ. The W can be confusing to read for people with upside down dyslexia because it looks similar to a M. Being a double-u it looks more akin to a double-v. The W is often a slower letter to write, it takes four strokes, though they can be put together without lifting. W's orchia reference number is 156. W will often beat G and C in most duels, but has a very difficult time in dramatic conger duels against J.

Controversially, W was the deciding vote in the alphabets decision to eliminate the questo tax which gave more economic freedom to the samper faction. Many of the other letters believe that W accepted bribery money from the faction. W was investigated for the crime, but no substantial evidence was found at the level of reasonable doubt. Some say it is because of W using it's selective immunity to sneezes.

In W's private life, it enjoys walks with it's dog, and looking at sine waves.

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