Dear Santa,

Dear Santa,

   I don't believe you exist, but if you did exist, you'd probably be busy with next year's Christmas. How else could you deliver presents to all of the good boys and girls. You are a workaholic, and like all other aholics, this is a bad thing and I believe you have a problem. When do you have 'Me' time? If you existed, I would give you a round of applause, you live a truly selfless life, if you existed. Even if you were real, you could not be human, a human could not live to work twenty four hours a day around the clock. You must then be a large multi-cellular creature with little to no brain, that acts only from chemical secretions. Yet you also have the ability to read (in many, many different languages). How can you read something without much of a brain? If you think I am insulting you, I am not, I am just trying to grasp the possibility of your existence. I am not closing the door that I could be wrong, I could always be wrong, and most of the time I am.

With Love,


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