For those living in the western hemisphere, this is spring now. The time when humans, thinking that they are so high above any other organism, will produce simile relating to their own universe to that of the quarter change. Flowers blossom, the day becomes longer, sunlight illuminates the dark, bees gathering nectar, ducks walking together. Damn, us and nature have so much in-common. Just a simple 23 degree tilt from perpendicular causes the whole world to open up; every year.
So I sit here, under the shelter of clouds and sky, taking in all that has changed since last week. It is as if God grabs a handful of his stash of powdered dopamine, and sprinkles it all across the upper half or the world. Breathing in, I can not help but to think of how superlative of a sensation I had just passed. There is no better place to be in not just the world, not the universe, but in all imaginable place settings because it is spring and it is fucking amazing.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Tuesday, March 22, 2011
Puns From a Temperate Rainforest
I am lichen this new firefox. It's truly a fungi. A moss download. Fern'ished by Mozilla, you should mush your way over, and make room for this download.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
The word of the day
Will you be free to think next week? I know that this author will! (writing in first yet second person perspective), Holy cows come home, blessed from Jesus himself; the shepherd maintains his flock of sheep as they eat the fibrous growths protruding from the ancient organic remnants of all before.
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Top 10 Punctuation Symbols
10. %
The percentage sign. You can convey a lot with a percentage instead of an ambiguous number, because it is in fact, two numbers, a numerator and denominator. The numerator is that same ambiguous number while the denominator is a number that tells the inquiring viewer something about that number.
9. _
The underscore. I just like the name, is sounds intentional mischievous and just like the name it waits there, on the ground, just waiting from its moment to erupt.
8. ^
The Caret. So so versatile. This can be used to raise a number to some power on a single line, or insert some text.
7. &
The Ampersand. Saves time, space, ink maybe, but sometimes I forget which way which loop goes where, but that probably just me.
6. @
The At sign. It is just so beautiful and so elegant to write, yet no one ever really writes it.
5. !
The Exclamation point. The only punctuation mark that can convey an emotion.
4. (space)
A space. Seriously without it we would be in serious serious trouble. Example: Therapistannaconceivesevenchildrentonherwaytoarmageddonvillepinkwalrushitsapricot
3. ?
Question mark. The foundation of learning. What it conveys, is the reason why we write shit like this.
2. ,
The Comma. So complex in her use, yet so simple in her design. She is a fickle creature, leave her out and she torments you with her absence. Put her in a place she doesn't want to be and she creates an awkwardness that quiets all meaning. She is a bitch that you just can't be without.
1. .
The period. The end. The full stop. It completes the sentence. It chooses where it must end. It stops all from getting further. It keeps order, that all others fail at. The enforcer. The period.
I have just learned about this symbol: ⸮, it's an irony mark. People should start
using this thing again.
The divot in your forehead was created by the power of a rain drop falling from a cloud.
A question mark looks like this: ?
To me that looks like a half drawn light bulb, the incandescent kind. (side note: kids won't get the symbol of a light bulb, they won't even think that image is of a light bulb, they get this swirly tube of white glass or better yet something that looks like an electronic cactus or medieval mace.)
Am I running out ideas? fuck no.
The percentage sign. You can convey a lot with a percentage instead of an ambiguous number, because it is in fact, two numbers, a numerator and denominator. The numerator is that same ambiguous number while the denominator is a number that tells the inquiring viewer something about that number.
9. _
The underscore. I just like the name, is sounds intentional mischievous and just like the name it waits there, on the ground, just waiting from its moment to erupt.
8. ^
The Caret. So so versatile. This can be used to raise a number to some power on a single line, or insert some text.
7. &
The Ampersand. Saves time, space, ink maybe, but sometimes I forget which way which loop goes where, but that probably just me.
6. @
The At sign. It is just so beautiful and so elegant to write, yet no one ever really writes it.
5. !
The Exclamation point. The only punctuation mark that can convey an emotion.
4. (space)
A space. Seriously without it we would be in serious serious trouble. Example: Therapistannaconceivesevenchildrentonherwaytoarmageddonvillepinkwalrushitsapricot
3. ?
Question mark. The foundation of learning. What it conveys, is the reason why we write shit like this.
2. ,
The Comma. So complex in her use, yet so simple in her design. She is a fickle creature, leave her out and she torments you with her absence. Put her in a place she doesn't want to be and she creates an awkwardness that quiets all meaning. She is a bitch that you just can't be without.
1. .
The period. The end. The full stop. It completes the sentence. It chooses where it must end. It stops all from getting further. It keeps order, that all others fail at. The enforcer. The period.
I have just learned about this symbol: ⸮, it's an irony mark. People should start
using this thing again.
The divot in your forehead was created by the power of a rain drop falling from a cloud.
A question mark looks like this: ?
To me that looks like a half drawn light bulb, the incandescent kind. (side note: kids won't get the symbol of a light bulb, they won't even think that image is of a light bulb, they get this swirly tube of white glass or better yet something that looks like an electronic cactus or medieval mace.)
Am I running out ideas? fuck no.
Friday, March 11, 2011
What are you missing?
Being so clean has its drawbacks. It can't sit on furniture without getting dirty, which would not make it so clean. There was a piece of something stuck under the 'f' key of this keyboard earlier this week. When ever it was needed, an awkward feeling existed for that short period of time your index finger pressed down on to it. Sometime the 'f' would show up, sometimes it wouldn't.
The 'f' is very important to me. It's in all my passwords. I continuously use it all the time. I am surprised that it isn't worn out by now. I would rate it in my top 5 letter of the alphabet, not just consonant.
Just thought of something involving rabbits, and playing cards.
What are you missing?
If I told you this is a dream, and you believed me, what would you do differently?
Rabbits and playing cards don't have anything to do with each other. Scratch that. They are both objects with a physical presence. Although the rabbit can exist without a physical body. a child's imaginary pet. It still exists, do things exist without a physical presence? or is it presents?
The 'f' is very important to me. It's in all my passwords. I continuously use it all the time. I am surprised that it isn't worn out by now. I would rate it in my top 5 letter of the alphabet, not just consonant.
Just thought of something involving rabbits, and playing cards.
What are you missing?
If I told you this is a dream, and you believed me, what would you do differently?
Rabbits and playing cards don't have anything to do with each other. Scratch that. They are both objects with a physical presence. Although the rabbit can exist without a physical body. a child's imaginary pet. It still exists, do things exist without a physical presence? or is it presents?
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Stagger Haiku
These are filler sentences. They are meant to fill the top line of this post. This is its only purpose. It has no other meaning.
If I could vomit
Every time I saw myself
I would be thinner
If I could vomit
Every time I saw myself
I would be thinner
When crows call my name
They say the most vicious things
Then they fly away
Clouds are so happy
They don't get stuck in traffic
Looking at people
Looking at people
I was at Tangiers
When they took some dude and put
His head in a vice
Planes don't flap their wings
They drink all of my liquor
Then burp in my face.
Fruit of my passion
Is not really tropical
Apples do just fine
Friday, March 4, 2011
Quick Post Move
I finally got a chance to sleep, it did for god knows how long (Ed: 13 hours, does this mean I am god) [Au: No Ed, and do a better job next time of proof reading]{Ic: You guys are stupid}(Ed: who was that?)[Au: I don't know, but it's using curly brackets, I wish I could use curly brackets](Ed: I can fix that for you, try it now){Au: wow it worked, what else can you do?}(Ed: try it again)<<>Au: hmmm, I don't think this is going to work because of html coding<>>
Yeah it didn't.
The marches in may
Have absolutely nothing
On April's sunshine.
Yeah it didn't.
The marches in may
Have absolutely nothing
On April's sunshine.