Stagger Haiku

These are filler sentences. They are meant to fill the top line of this post. This is its only purpose. It has no other meaning.

If I could vomit
Every time I saw myself
I would be thinner

When crows call my name

They say the most vicious things

Then they fly away

Clouds are so happy

They don't get stuck in traffic
Looking at people

I was at Tangiers

When they took some dude and put

His head in a vice

Planes don't flap their wings

They drink all of my liquor

Then burp in my face.

Fruit of my passion

Is not really tropical

Apples do just fine