I have been sick, but yeah so during work I was reminded of something. Someone had trouble 'starting' a banana. She was trying to rip it open from the 'top'.
Years ago, I was at my friend's house. They had bananas and they would rip it open from what I thought was the bottom. This shocked me, it was mind blowing. For all of my life I had never thought that a banana could be opened from the bottom, the part that is away from the stem. But here they were, opening them freely from the bottom, and easily to. So a few days later, at the privacy of my home I got a banana and tried to open it from the bottom. It worked, easily. This caused me to rethink a lot of the 'norms' that were tattooed as 'right'. My cynical character trait of challenging what is normal can be owed to stuff like this.
Ironically, I was searching this up and found that monkeys and apes, our un-evolved cousins open bananas like this; and we're supposed to be the smart ones, the smart ones who thinks there is a top and bottom to everything.
Answer to the title: never the only way.
Monday, April 18, 2011
Monday, April 11, 2011
Candy is dandy but liquor is Sgt. Vicker
I missed you so much. Today is sunny, lets go grab a snack. Do you feel like something sweet? I usually crave more for savoy type of things, you know that, but today seems so nice today that it would be unfitting with the sunshine. A couple days ago I was hungry and ate a candy bar that I remembered was in the pantry that I was given last summer. It was a Snickers. When ever I see their commercials, I cringe. What type of person chooses such an unhealthy decision as to eat a candy bar to quench their hunger. So onward; I tear the jagged edge of the wrapper made for easy opening. The bar was in good condition, only a few cracks in the outer chocolate shell. Holding this thing bare, I kept thinking this it is pretty hefty, dense with chocolate and caramel and stuff. Biting it was most efficient with use of my molar and canine teeth, this caused gunk to fill up the crevasses of larger rear teeth. The bar was sweet, but not in a way that brings real satisfaction. It is only temporal, you would forget about it in the next minute if there weren't pieces stuck inside your teeth. One of my biggest complaints was that it is quite large. A bite or two would have been enough, but they are kind enough to give you a few days worth of sugar in there. Fudge that stuff, I should have went without.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Where did your level 70 Dark Templar go?
I got a lot of time on my hands. I should write to you more, but I don't know what to write about. I am getting bloggers block. You probably don't know, but you have met the consequence of bloggers block some time on the internet. Did the author disappear? Do you know where she or he went? Got lazy, didn't feel like it, lost my login.
'Sunny days' tried to start a haiku. But instead of converting it in to english, I converted it into human, natural as the language is.
'Sunny days' tried to start a haiku. But instead of converting it in to english, I converted it into human, natural as the language is.
Friday, April 1, 2011
Sni'ppets
Rain drops hitting my head, get my attention, that the clouds are raining.
Moss invades the siding of the brick building, trying to take over what was once theirs.
The door's archway, is neglected, but it does not feel neglected; it is an archway.
From far away, the girl walking on the cold wet pavement, looks as though she is wearing no shoes.
Fuck you April first, why celebrate fools? You shouldn't encourage them any more.
That tree looks like it has an erection... Wood...
Why don't you tell the story of a dying man? Did you reach him in time?
Those bulb be incandescent, ye shall hark essences of candle scents.
As kids, we all did parkour; our skinned knees were our proof.
The sign says a fire extinguisher's there, just laying inside its glass coffin, upright, being lazy.
Don't let William Carlos Williams eat your plums, or tell you about his red wheelbarrow; that asshole.
Moss invades the siding of the brick building, trying to take over what was once theirs.
The door's archway, is neglected, but it does not feel neglected; it is an archway.
From far away, the girl walking on the cold wet pavement, looks as though she is wearing no shoes.
Fuck you April first, why celebrate fools? You shouldn't encourage them any more.
That tree looks like it has an erection... Wood...
Why don't you tell the story of a dying man? Did you reach him in time?
Those bulb be incandescent, ye shall hark essences of candle scents.
As kids, we all did parkour; our skinned knees were our proof.
The sign says a fire extinguisher's there, just laying inside its glass coffin, upright, being lazy.
Don't let William Carlos Williams eat your plums, or tell you about his red wheelbarrow; that asshole.