Review of Lenovo Thinkpad W520

ahhhhhh shit. Gotch y'all. You really think I'm about the do some lame ass vanilla review of a computer after being absent of a month? If you did, Welcome to my BLOG, read up on the back posts to catsup. For those width it, lose weight, your lifestyle; CHOICE, is causing all of our health care costs to be higher. Yeah I did get a new computer, but who the fuck cares about that. I'm streaming now, the shit on full production, you can see me Monday nights, asdfjkl; home row on the qwerty. Targeted text: Loans, Annuity Payments, iPhone, Santorum def, ROTH, Juniper.

It's always about juniper. More specifically the berry. Or more correctly the "berry". If you just read that out loud you should have made a paws before berry while emphasizing its two syllables so a person experienced in sarcastic American English will understand that the berry is not actually a berry. I think I should have put that last sentence in parenthesis. Poetry after this paragraph though, seriously. Juniper berries are nasty, some on them are poisonous. The berries can't even make good alcohol. Gin is completely garbage. Don't tell me I'm just not sophisticated enough. The shits almost always drunken mixed with some other substance, other then that it's an ultra dry gin martini. And yes, gin is so shitty that you have to specify 'gin' martini, it couldn't even keep the name of the drink it's originally used in.

Oh yeah poetry, poetry;

Plug,
into the world where businesses run,
money changes hands at blistering speed,
information reaches one end at sun rise,
to the other at sun set,
where racism is still funny,
there is no regard for decency,
where one can become king,
and many can become one,
that doesn't exist.