Targeted text. Getting them google hits.Yeah the Logitech K400 keyboard works, but was that the real reason you came here? Go and try the watch the water fall outside. You can't. You know why? Cause it ain't raining. And that's the only reason water should be fallen from the sky, right? True. That home button on the keyboard don't work right though. Space brings up the button quick launch bar. Space, the final frontier? How bout we finish the frontier in front of us first before we bring up something else. None of them top shortcut keys work. Music, hum to yourself. House, get the fuck out of here you bum. Padlock, you never owned your car. That circle thing with the line representing a hair, better take some minimalist art classes. But honestly, you never needed those keys, just love.
That FN buttons pretty fuckin tight. It's in the wrong location. Do I really need to explain to you why it's in the wrong location? That bitch made me stretch my pinky all the way to the corner, to get some control. Fuck that. Give me Lenovo Thinkpad Classic Keyboard, or gives me death. I be already die. Rolling double fours. Should've took that sucker bet.
There ain't no pointin stick, nub, clit mouse, trackpoint here. There's only a track pad. The thing with a track pad is, idiots can use it. It takes no time to learn, they just move there finger that has been up their ass for 21 years and that cursor moves with it. The idiot box, mirroring the commands from its idiot master.
Two mouse buttons, right click don't do shit. I guess they aren't mouse buttons though. They aren't on a mouse. So just Left click button, and right click button. and the right click button doesn't work. The right click got injured on the job and is collecting workers comp, but he's going snowboarding this weekend, that cheating bastard.
The joys of a rubber dome. Typical qwerty, making me move my wrist since my ring finger is so fucking longer than my pinky. Pinky never got your digits.
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