Wallpaper story time.

This is my wallpaper.

What you see here is someone's hard work going to waste, frustration, the inability to overcome the defined hierarchy.

The day was May 12, 2002, coincidentally my birthday. The track was the A-1 Ring in Austria. The person driving the car in the distant right is Rubens Barrichello. In the center of the picture, within the light of the film deformity is Michael Schumacher. This is the end of the race, Barrichello was just passed by Schumacher. Up until that point Barrichello was running flawlessly. He qualified first, and lead through much of the race. Without question, he was going to win, but under the circumstances, this was never going to happen.

Unwieldily Bed Sheet Eternal

So I was changing my bed sheets yesterday, when i got to the corner. I was ready for the final fitting. I was like, 'Just find a corner and put it on, it's a fifty-fifty change to get it... Nope wrong again.' You'd think you'll get it at least once in a while, nooooo... Bed sheets defy probability. Laying a rectangle on top of another rectangle? Your hot dog will mix with your hamburger. If Vegas had prop bets on people putting sheets on bed, they have to pay 15 to one at least.

Someone should design bed sheets that identifies the long and short side, or better yet, someone should make a square bed. I'd sleep just fine on a square bed, especially when I won't have to worry about matching the right corner of the sheet to the right corner of the bed.