So I was changing my bed sheets yesterday, when i got to the corner. I was ready for the final fitting. I was like, 'Just find a corner and put it on, it's a fifty-fifty change to get it... Nope wrong again.' You'd think you'll get it at least once in a while, nooooo... Bed sheets defy probability. Laying a rectangle on top of another rectangle? Your hot dog will mix with your hamburger. If Vegas had prop bets on people putting sheets on bed, they have to pay 15 to one at least.
Someone should design bed sheets that identifies the long and short side, or better yet, someone should make a square bed. I'd sleep just fine on a square bed, especially when I won't have to worry about matching the right corner of the sheet to the right corner of the bed.
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