I know this person named Maya

She died today. She was cool. She is cool.

I haven't posted on social media in a while

I was going to (and still am) be silent on social media (facebook and twitter) until Schumacher woke from his coma. My last post was wishing for his recovery. It has remained my latest post since late december. He is still in a coma. It seems that he may stay this way for the rest of his life. He is no longer in a hospital, he is at his home. I will remain hopeful.

Not quite 15,000 mile service haiku time but close enough

That grey garbage can
Contains recyclables
That i would reuse.

Like this napkin here
I could use this four more times
Premoistened for me

Weird unknown sickness
Made my eyes bulge like melons
Ehh, got good health care

Doc said 'eye herpes'
Treatable but no cure
Put this ointment on

Recommendations
To prevent the spread of it
Don't stare at people

Wear two eye patches
Preferably dark colors