Thursday, May 8, 2014

Not quite 15,000 mile service haiku time but close enough

That grey garbage can
Contains recyclables
That i would reuse.

Like this napkin here
I could use this four more times
Premoistened for me

Weird unknown sickness
Made my eyes bulge like melons
Ehh, got good health care

Doc said 'eye herpes'
Treatable but no cure
Put this ointment on

Recommendations
To prevent the spread of it
Don't stare at people

Wear two eye patches
Preferably dark colors

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