Almost Drunk Post

I used to do this a lot. Ramble incoherent characters in a state of non-soberness. Non-soberness was the best word that I could think of in my state. Cheap scotch instead of cheap anything. Most of my latest posts are about getting older. Of course I am. Get over it dumbass. My dog will probably die before me. I'll put my life on that. Shit's not even a good drunk post. I still make sense. Terrible, self-deprecating, fuck that I know I'm the shit. Selling my self short will only bring me less than what I want. Why is modesty a good characteristic? Tell me. Show me a modest animal in the wild, and I will show you a modest mouse. Such a modest mouse, I can't do it alone. Now what was that M.I.A song that used a Modest Mouse lyric? Probably from Kala. It improved. Issaquah.