Pocketing the change

Would you happen to have a dollar?

If not you are in good company. Americans today carry around less cash than any other period in history. One industry, who's roots go back hundreds of years is now struggling through this period of change.


The pick pocketing industry is finding less and less actual cash reserves in venture. Pocketeers Inc. (PKTER) one of the large companies in the industry, rates this fake news post as abysmal. "What the hell? Am I being divorced?", said one exec who requested to remain anonymous. That request was denied when the comma in his statement appeared after the quotation.

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