Tuesday, January 26, 2010

What you have all been waiting for.

You are in luck, you have stumbled on to this page, and you will be presented with the greatest weight loss, exercise and wellness secrets. The time you would have spent collecting this knowledge from books and videos would have ranged in the hundreds of thousands not to mention the hundreds of millions of dollars spent on these books, videos, and late fees from your library that will get you no where.

I have created these plans from a collective millennia. These wellness secrets go as far back by predating the day of Alexandria. While most of the library burning to the ground, a few books have been recovered, and have been restored to reveal these truly amazing wellness secrets never before thought of.

Why am I doing this? You say?

Because I give what people want, and people want this knowledge so bad they will strive through anything thing to get to it. If I were to give an amount in dollars to this information, it would range in the millions of thousands to thousands of millions. But as I said people want it so bad that once I put it out for sale, mass pandemonium would ensue collapsing civilization as we know it. I don't want to be the cause of the destruction of the world. I have even been offered billions from a government which will remain nameless.

You say I am crazy?

You would be to if you knew these wellness secrets I am about to tell you. I would receive so many accolades that I would need my own country just to dump all of the packaging from them. But do you know what? I will only reveal these thousands of years of knowledge about wellness if, and only if, you make no effort to awards me of any type. If you see me you should not even thank me.

Why, you ask?

Because it is the right thing to do. This information, information coming from the comination of thousands of years and thousands of minds, should be public and available to every soul in this world. Awarding me would be like a child thanking his or her parents for raising them. It truly is a thankless job.

Without further interuption, I present to you the secrets to wellness, secrets so complex in their design, it would take scores of politicians and their founding fathers four years to derivate. But to it all,
It is as simple as this:
Follow my plan, See results!

My special weekly Weight loss schedule:

S: Diet and exercise
M: Diet and exercise
T: Diet and exercise
W: Diet and exercise
T: Diet and exercise
F: Diet and exercise
S: Diet and exercise

My special muscle gaining and tone workout schedule:
S: Workout
M: Workout
T: Workout
W: Workout
T: Workout
F: Workout
S: Workout

My special secrets for living longer now:
S: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
M: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
T: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
W: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
T: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
N: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
F: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
S: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.

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