Thursday, January 28, 2010

planetsavingtip13

I guess you thought that I was going to say, quit using spaces so bits of data could be saved from being transmitted thus eliminating power used in these transfers.

But no really this wouldn't make sense. Spaces improve readability, this improved readability can now convey important messages to people more easily. These important messages could provide details about saving the planet. If un-spaced, the details could remain unnoticed, and the planet doomed.

Although the idea of reducing the size of spaces can help eliminate the amount of paper used, as now more writing can be used to fit on the sheet of paper. This use is only viable on actual paper, on not electronic writing with no intent of being printed.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

What you have all been waiting for.

You are in luck, you have stumbled on to this page, and you will be presented with the greatest weight loss, exercise and wellness secrets. The time you would have spent collecting this knowledge from books and videos would have ranged in the hundreds of thousands not to mention the hundreds of millions of dollars spent on these books, videos, and late fees from your library that will get you no where.

I have created these plans from a collective millennia. These wellness secrets go as far back by predating the day of Alexandria. While most of the library burning to the ground, a few books have been recovered, and have been restored to reveal these truly amazing wellness secrets never before thought of.

Why am I doing this? You say?

Because I give what people want, and people want this knowledge so bad they will strive through anything thing to get to it. If I were to give an amount in dollars to this information, it would range in the millions of thousands to thousands of millions. But as I said people want it so bad that once I put it out for sale, mass pandemonium would ensue collapsing civilization as we know it. I don't want to be the cause of the destruction of the world. I have even been offered billions from a government which will remain nameless.

You say I am crazy?

You would be to if you knew these wellness secrets I am about to tell you. I would receive so many accolades that I would need my own country just to dump all of the packaging from them. But do you know what? I will only reveal these thousands of years of knowledge about wellness if, and only if, you make no effort to awards me of any type. If you see me you should not even thank me.

Why, you ask?

Because it is the right thing to do. This information, information coming from the comination of thousands of years and thousands of minds, should be public and available to every soul in this world. Awarding me would be like a child thanking his or her parents for raising them. It truly is a thankless job.

Without further interuption, I present to you the secrets to wellness, secrets so complex in their design, it would take scores of politicians and their founding fathers four years to derivate. But to it all,
It is as simple as this:
Follow my plan, See results!

My special weekly Weight loss schedule:

S: Diet and exercise
M: Diet and exercise
T: Diet and exercise
W: Diet and exercise
T: Diet and exercise
F: Diet and exercise
S: Diet and exercise

My special muscle gaining and tone workout schedule:
S: Workout
M: Workout
T: Workout
W: Workout
T: Workout
F: Workout
S: Workout

My special secrets for living longer now:
S: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
M: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
T: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
W: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
T: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
N: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
F: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.
S: Quit smoking, drinking and eating junk.

My Thoughts,

I get this a lot. People ask me, "damn, how did you think of that?". You know how I respond? "Forget what they told you about thinking,... outside the box, forget that." Do this, think outside the cube!

You might be wondering, 'what's the difference between a box and a cube?' well I will tell you, think about it. What did you think a box was? What could it be? And you might say if I'm thinking outside this figure isn't that the same?'

I will say, no. I actually see this sometimes. When people think that they are thinking outside some object, they are actually thinking on the same plane as everyone else and when they do that, there is only a short distance to 'regular' thinking.

You have to go outside the cube! A cube IS a three dimensional object. No questions asked. What the hell is a box? It is some abstract figure inside someone mind. That same abstract figure with them since birth. Now I ask, how can someone think outside something when it has been with them for their existence? That box has been so normal to them isn't that the same?

Box and cube. Is a box a cube? In some sense it is. Is a cube a box. Again that may or may not be true. But what is certain? Have you imagined some 'box' of thought that you are suppose to think away from.

The irony is that by just thinking there is some object where normal thought is located, puts you closer to, "thinking inside the 'box'".

Thought is a fickle fruit, as Emily Dickinson would say. Imagine this as fruit on a conveyer belt, moving slowly yet in such a direction it is always out of your reach. You have a knowledge of it's existence, it's always there. But no matter how hard you try to reach for it you come up empty.

The problem is you are reaching only in one sense, the physical. No matter what you are reaching for, you must do more than stand up, reach your arm out, stretch your fingers, that is the easy part. Reaching for that goal in the other sense, that is what we all must work on.

One part of the reach, is to know that the thought of reaching involves thought of a different sort. It isn't of anything you have ever thought of. So how do you think of it? Know that it isn't a cube, it isn't a box, it isn't even some infinitesimal spot located somewhere in the universe. Thought has no sense of distance or physical measurement. Thought is not physical, thought is just thought.

You may have thought (pun not intended for the sake of this post) that thoughts come from one's mind. But to give a counterexample, say you are feeling playful, and you see a person picking blackberries in an alley behind a supermarket. By yourself, surrounded by strangers, you take in the situation you are in, and start laughing. You have found something humorous about the setting you are in.

Where did this thought happen? In your mind? If isolated with only your mind do you think you could have started laughing? Well, where did it start? Did it start when you saw the person picking berries? Or maybe it started when you realized you were by yourself? My take on this situation, is that it started from none of these situations. That moment of enlightenment could have only happened from years of unconscious thinking. The reason why you laughed was not from anything you directly saw, picking berries is as normal as traveling with strangers in today's world. You laughed because there may or may not have been something you thought/remembered/compared/experienced in your past that triggered you to spontaneously come to a point were all things collide, and an emotional response to the environment happens.


I am going to wait three days before posting this. After three day if this still makes sense, you will see this.


Fuck it, it's too important to wait, or to proof read.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Boredumb

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There are so many things I need to do. For example, travel to the moon. If I don't I will probably not save the world from the jellyfish. Jellyfish are evil.

Isn't it funny how bricks are different colors?. You would think that an occupation like a brick maker, as boring that sound would only make one particular color of bricks. You see, I imagine him as some bored old big dude, wearing overalls, thinking, "what you won't that brick in a different color?, why?, the normal colored bricks function just a well." Well no; I guess that guy got so bored of his job that he started to make bricks in the strangest colors to keep his life from going insane.

Willy Wonka, is the perfect example of a person gone insane from work. Before the colorful walls painted with corn syrup, before the rivers of chocolate, before the dwarves rolling barrels of sugar, the factory was like any other factory. Sugar was melted into candy, it cooled, and was packaged. Wonka knew that there was a better plan for him out there. He knew that he wasn't meant for the candy business, but he stayed. He stay until his mind left. Watching candy every single day roll off of a conveyer belt took its toll. Wonka broke.

In the years before financial failure, Wonka started experimenting with lavish and inefficient candy making techniques. He imported foreign workers which enraged the local community. The growing disgust of work practices and increased cost of production put him in financial ruin. The only option left for him was to leave the debted company as an unfortunate prize to an unknowing individual.


.Or the sugar and diabetes rotted his brain.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

From a place I shouldn't be.

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Missing the bus is one of those thing you do not learn from. If I have left just three minutes early I would have been on a bus heading to the start of my day, but now I am just here alone with you, waiting for another bus to arrive in twenty minutes.

It has started to rain, but that is all right because I am under shelter. Looking up, the transparent roof and falling leaves have collaborated to make a mosaic of purple and brown.

There is a bottle of Cisco to the left of me in the corner, were someone wanting escape, has managed to drink all but a remaining ring of strawberry left on the bottom of the clear glass.

A south bound bus is passing me. I now know that the north bound bus, the bus I have missed a quarter hour ago will be arriving soon.

But I always knew that the bus would be arriving soon.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Obvious, Oblivious, Oblivion

Obvious Haiku
Ones on the weather and such.
Are made obvious.
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Rain pour down from sky
Obviously nowhere else
Rain only moves down

Winter nights are dark.
So are the nights of summer,
Also spring and fall

Clothes get wet in rain.
I wish they got dry in rain
But God made rain wet.

Watergun fights now,
Wouldn't be enjoyable.
Everyone would loose.

"We are going fast."
"I'll get to work in no time"
...This is an airplane...

The stereotype:
White people like mayonnaise
Not true, they love it.

"It's really pouring"
In other stories today,
Short people are short

Thursday, January 7, 2010

The power of the pen

You know,
One of those books, could be pretty entertaning right now.
I will bring one tomorrow.

Books are filled with words
Words are used to mock people
And write love letters

Planet saving tip 12

Be less angry. You stomp your feet harder as you step, you punch in your keys harder as you type, you scream louder as you yell at me. All of which uses more energy, causing you to replenish that energy with food. Food that is grow with the most valuble resources of all, water and sunlight.

Lets not be angry, bye bye.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Can anyone guess who my favorite Seattle Mariner is?

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Griffey?
No.
A-Rod?
No.
Martinez?
No.
Moyer?
No.
Ichiro?
No.

It was and is, Randy Johnson.

Today, after a long, successful career, Randy Johnson is retiring.

I will remember him as the most intimidating player of my lifetime. He was a giant on the mound. Standing 6'10" on top of an 10" mound, he towered over hitters. Starring into the opposing hitter, with a glove over his face and cap shading his eyes, he looked more like a villain from a movie than an MLB pitcher. When it came to his delivery, when his left arm cocked to three quarters coming from the side, hitter knew it was going to be a long day when the ball flew by them at 99 mph or disappeared into the ankles of their right handed stance.

Lefties feared him. John Kruk, who had the fortune of playing in different leagues as Johnson, most of his career, had the mis-pleasure of seeing two wild pitches by Johnson pass behind him in to separate All-Star games.

To add to his villainy, wild life was not even safe. Remembered as one to the most bizarre events in sports, during a preseason game, a fastball directed at the plate collided with a dove crossing its path. With a puff of feathers, the dove rolled to the ground to never discover what hit it.

After a great career there is no doubt that we will be seeing his figure hovering over you, and with his eyes intent on destroying anything in his way in Cooperstown.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Whistle

Quietly sitting
Her rhythmic legs disagrees
Anxious for today
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Today on the bus nothing much going on.

Yesterday on the bus going home I saw the effects of alcoholism and poverty

Monday, January 4, 2010

New season of album of the week coming soon.

All I need do is get a new music player. Something compact to workout with, decent memory size, expandable, wifi would be nice, drop and drag uploading.

(that should be drag and drop but don't feel like correcting myself)

New sondre lerche, new muse, kaiser, vampire weekend, I need to check this out.

Promo over.

Questions for President Obama

KSL: What brand of cigarettes did you/do you smoke?

President Obama:

KSL: Hypothetically, if money was the cause of health problems, though money could be used to cure health problems, but by curing health problems the world creates more money and more health problems. What would you want to get rid of, money or health problems?

BHO:

KSL: When you went to the grocery store, way back when, did you buy store brand item or name brand items, or did you forgo prepared food altogether? Also, paper or plastic?

Barack Obama:

KSL: If you were to be given two years to live, would you selfishly resign the presidency and live your remaining time with your family or would you live your final days as a servant to the United States of America?

Current President of the United States of America:

KSL: If time caused you and everyone to grow old, but you as president had the power to stop time, would you do it?

Mr. President:

KSL: I have been wondering through life taking a small sample from each of the plates at the buffet, now older than I have ever been, is it time to settle down and commit to a path who's destination may come to no end.

Barack:

KSL: What country would you like to be best friends with?

The Commander and Chief:

KSL: They say it is pretty lonely at the top, I can not think of a higher top on this earth that you have achieved, are you lonely?

Mr. Obama:

KSL: How was your Christmas and new year? Do you have to announce what gifts you received and whom they are from?

President Obama, USA:

If you are President Obama and would like to answer these question, you can either message me with your answers or you can message me and I will give you a temporary account to edit in your answers.